Thursday, February 10, 2011

Funny Shit Kids Say #2

A few years ago, my nephew (4 years old) walked up to my sister and asked, "Mommy, are you pregnant?" My sister, somewhat shocked and embarrassed replied, "No Carson, Mommy is not pregnant." Immediately, in an curious tone, Carson blurted out, "Well, is it just possible that you've got a baby in your butt?"

Ladies, the speaking before we think is just an innate behavior. We can't help it.
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  1. By the way, this story is 100% true.

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  2. Ah Logan, I love you! Good thing or I would kill you! Let me elaborate on the story a bit since you already put it out there. Carson started to figure out that bigger bellies meant that women were pregnant so when he noticed my growing stomach he asked if I was pregnant. I said no and explained I had just gained weight. So then he checked out my ample arse and said the comment about "Well is it just possible that you've got a baby in your butt?" Ah the joys of children!~Mandy

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