Friday, February 25, 2011

Funny Shit Kids Say #3

When Carson (my nephew) was around two, he was really into Thomas The Train. One of his favorite characters was Percy. Well, one day he was at the store with his Mom and saw the Thomas The Train toy aisle, and began to scream at the top of his lungs, "I want Percy! I want Percy! I want Percy!". The only problem with that, was that Carson couldn't pronounce his letter 'r' yet. So, you can imagine what it sounded like he was screaming!  Hint, it's usually hairy and it's one of Snoop Dog's favorite words.
             - Thanks for the story Dad.


  1. OMG, this is so funny. When Chase was three there were several words he couldn't pronounce properly:

    bridge sounded like b$%ch
    fork sounded like the f word
    sticks sounded like dicks

    He came to my work one day and was telling my partner to look at all the "dicks" he had. He had a handful of our coffee stirrers, and was calling them sticks. I wish I had a picture of my partners face when he heard that!

    Oh, the laughs I had....

  2. Usually hairy? Not anymore! Thanks to laser hair removal.

  3. LingoTees (Kyle Bates), you're kind of correct. Fashion tends to revolve around a 30 year cycle. So, based on your fabulous collection of 70's/80's Playboy, wouldn't you say that hair down there is "in"?


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