Thursday, June 16, 2011

Shit My Step-Dad Says

He called me to thank me for his Father's Day card (which I accidentally sent a week in advance:) and asked if he was interrupting anything. I replied, "No, and if I was having sex, it would be with myself!" He quickly replied, "You've gotta be careful having sex in the last trimester because your kid could come out cock-eyed!" Thanks Kevin.

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